Transcript
Speaker 1: If you been chosen for 7 minutes in heaven you fall into 1 or 2 categories, the girls who want to experience all those minutes in heaven and the girls who don’t. If you don’t here’s how you survive that long disgusting purgatory in someone’s family closet. You keep them talking, I know right? So, who would vote for Mitt Romney in this election? That’s so weird and you know what’s even weirder?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 1: How.
Speaker 2: How much I wanna kiss you?
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 1: I haven’t got my flu shot and there’s just like.
Speaker 2: You could just go to CVS and get it.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: I just want a kiss Can I kiss you?
Speaker 1: But that hasn’t happened yet. Well, you know what? I respect you so much, I just I do. I respect you so much.
Speaker 2: I respect you as well.
Speaker 1: That we should not do the things that we’re thinking about doing and we should, we should tell people.
Speaker 2: I don’t respect you that much.
Speaker 1: So girls if you actually don’t wanna make out with the person your in 7 minutes in alleged heaven with, feel free to proposition him to make up whatever it is that’s going on. Try to tell him to say that ” oh, it was awesome” and that is all that needs to be said. And if you don’t wanna do that, if you don’t wanna lie to yourself the person that you were in the closet with. You do not have to. When you grow up you will learn that no one can pressure you into hooking up or even pretending that you hooked up. So be yourself, be strong, and be independent. And if someone doesn’t like how you behave, 7 minutes in heaven tell them to F off because in the long run your going to be in heaven for a lot longer.
