Instructions
- Step 1: Defend special interest groups Pick a party and make a splash defending their special interest groups.
- Step 2: Attract voters with keywords Use keywords to attract uninformed voters to your party.
- Step 3: Defend every bill Defend every word of every bill your party proposes.
- Step 4: Bring up out-of-date politics Don’t be afraid to bring up impertinent and out-of-date politics to win an argument.
- Step 5: Never agree with anyone Never agree with anyone you’re having a discussion with under any circumstances.
You Will Need
- Face
- Hairstyle
- Upper body
- Suit and tie
