How to Make Shots

Transcript Mike: Alright, my shot-taking friends. My name is Mike. I’ve been at this wonderful establishment called Barcelona Bar for about six years now, making shots for all you lovely people, all you lovely, patient people that have come in here. There is a lot of stuff that goes on here, a lot of theatrics. …

Transcript All right, shot takers. This one is one of the more popular ones here at Barcelona Bar. It’s called the top gun. So what I’m going to do is I’m going to grab my trusty shaker. I’ve got the ice already in there. I’ll grab a bottle of Jager, about a two count because …

Transcript Alright fight fans it’s time for the Rocky. We’re going to start off with a little ice and a little bit of that Sambuca love, because it’s Italian like the Italian Stallion. We’re going to be chilling this up for these kids over here. These guys are going to be ready for a fight. …

Transcript Chris: All right boys and girls. It’s time for the Pez Orgasm. First off we’re going to start off with a little bit of ice. We’re going to have equal parts. A little bit of orange vodka. We’re also going to have in there a little bit of melon liqueur. Now for me personally, …

Transcript All right, Dan’s dessert fans, looks like we lost one for now, but maybe he’ll be revived later. It’s time for the peanut butter jelly. We’re going to have a little but of our Frangelico peanut butter. We’re going to have a little bit of the jelly. It’s going to be our [chambord]. We’re …

Transcript Our next shot is a little sensual, it’s the muff diver. We’re going to have ourselves a little coffee liqueur here that’s a coffee flavored liqueur. And I’ll dash it off with a little Irish cream a little coffee and cream here. Make it a nice delicious center here. I know most of the …

Transcript All right, my shot-taking friends, this ones another very popular one at Barcelona bar. This one’s called the Monica Lewinsky. So what you need to do, grab two shot glasses, put them in front of whoever’s taking them. First ingredient is going to be a little bit of Amaretto. You want to go halfway …

Transcript Alright shot-takers. The next shot we got for you is called the Jedi’s. First things first guys, we’ll get your stands ready, because you’ll be battling. Alright, put the glasses up on top like this, on the podiums just like the movie. So what you want to do is you want to grab equal …

Transcript Alright, kiddies, it’s adventure time. It’s time for the Indiana Jones. Once again, as we start off with everything, we start off with a little bit of ice. We’re also going to have some Goldschläger. A little Goldschläger here. Pretty much equal parts Goldschläger. We’re also going to have some good old-fashioned vanilla vodka. …

Transcript Michael: Alright my beautiful shot taking friends, this next one, the toughest one out there. If you can handle this you can handle anything that this bar throws you or anybody else for that matter. This one’s called the full metal jacket shot. Shot-taker: Bring it at me, partner. Michael: Alright, buddy. Stand at …

Transcript Alright responsible 21-year-old shot-drinkers. The next one we’re going to do is called the Konan the Barbarian, A.K.A. the Konan, if you like. This one gets a little messy. So we’re going to set her up. That’s napkins here we’ll place down on the bar. That should be good, put the shot glasses on …

Transcript OK, shot drinkers. We have ourselves a signature shot here at the Barcelona Bar. It is called the white gorilla. There’s a famous albino gorilla by the name of Snowflake. He was the Barcelona shot-drinking champion. You should check him out. It’s an interesting story. So take a little bit of ice. Throw it …

Transcript Okay shot-drinkers, for the next show we’re going to do here it’s called Leggo my Eggo. This is good for breakfast, lunch, dinner, deserts. Anytime time the day or night. It’s going to taste just like a set of Eggo waffles with some syrup on top, I guarantee you. We’re going to start with, …

Transcript Alright, my shot-taking friends. The night is winding down. You’ve had a great time. All your friends have been fantastic. They’ve enjoyed all the theatrics that you’ve done, the shots, everything like that, except for Susie. She spilled wine all over the carpet. And she needs to be punished. So we have this shot …

Transcript Okay guys. Next up on our list we have the Duck Fart, also sometimes known as the Mad Cow. So for all you mad shot drinkers out there, this is the shot for you. We’ve got a simple shot for you here, but don’t let the name fool you. This is a strong shot. …

Transcript Alright my shot-taking friends. You’re having a party. You’ve made all these shots. Everything’s been great so far. And now you’re ready to step it up a notch. You want to show your friends how talented you are at making shots. This is just the shot to impress your friends. It’s called the Brain …

Transcript OK. Shot drinkers, our next shot up is the Prairie Fire. This one is not for the meek of heart. This is the one where you walk into the bar and you go, “I don’t really like the guy I’m sitting next to so, round of Prairie Fires,” and then you whisper to your …

Transcript Alright, my responsible shot-taking 21-year-old friends. Next up on the list is the Lemon Drop. Good for virtually everybody because it’s got a little punch and it’s very sweet too. Start off grab your shaker and a scoop of ice. Throw it in your shaker. Next up we want some sort of lemon flavored …

Transcript Okay. Shot-drinkers, we have a fine way to end yourself, end your night, end your friend. Next shot we got here is the Kamikaze. This is kind of a bar standard, I’m going to say. A little sweet, a little strong, gets the job done. We’re going to have three ingredients. We are going …

Transcript Alright my imbibing friends, the night is winding down. You’re slowing down yourselves. It’s time to wake up with a Jager Bomb. So with this one you’re going to grab yourself any sort of energy drink. We like red bull. You can use anything, though, any sort of energy drink. You’re going to fill …

Transcript OK. For you expert shot drinkers out there, where just one shot glass isn’t enough, we’re actually going to make a car bomb for you. This is a bigger, heartier, and really the only way to serve a Guinness, outside of just drinking it straight. Because frankly, when you have perfection, why mess with …

Transcript All right, my shot-taking comrades. Next up on the list, the Buttery Nipple. Simple, yet so delicious. You’ll win all the ladies over with this one. Or the guys, depending on who you like. First ingredient up, you want your Butterscotch Schnapps. You do about halfway up the shot glass with this. That’ll be …

Transcript Okay, shot-Drinkers, we have a shot of many names coming up next. You’ve probably seen it called The Girl Scout Cookie, The After Five, The Thin Mint, any one of these. Basically, what we’re going to have is a nice little minty, chocolaty, delicious, hopefully again, shot. So what we’re going to do is …

Transcript Alright, my responsible shot-drinking friends that are over 21. We’ve had some tough ones so far. It’s time to sweeten things up a bit. We’re going to do the jolly rancher. So you want to grab a shaker, scoop of ice, throw it in there. First ingredient that goes in is a little bit …

Transcript Okay, shot drinkers! Our next shot up is a pub favorite, not only for the name but also for the taste. We’ve got ourselves a Baby Guinness. I like to recommend having a full Guinness with it, but for today we’re just going to make the small one. We’re going to start off with …

Transcript Alright, my shot taking friends, moving right along to the delicious oatmeal cookie. You want to grab yourself your trusty, dusty shaker. Throw a scoop of ice in there, nice and hearty, doesn’t matter. First and most important ingredient ingredient in this, Goldschlager, give it a nice little shake. And you want to do …

Transcript Okay shot-drinkers. We are coming up with a Surfer on Acid. This is not for the weak at heart, and yet somehow it tastes delicious. What we’re going to do is we’re going to use three ingredients for today’s shot. Jagermeister, your old friend, a little bit of Malibu, and a splash of pineapple …

Transcript All righty, my responsible 21-year-old drinking friends, the next one up on the board is the pineapple upside down cake. For the ladies or the gentlemen, but mostly the ladies, they like it, you want to grab your shaker, a scoop of ice, throw it in there, and this one is going to be …

Transcript All right, guys. Next shot up on the list is the hot apple pie. It’s time to take a trip to grandmother’s house, cut up a slice of Americana, and enjoy one of the, in my opinion, more flavorful shots you’re going to have. I’m going to start off with a shaker, and I’m …

Transcript Alright, my over-21 meatheads and meathead-ettes. It’s time to step this night up a notch. This next one is called The Four Horsemen. You’ll notice a slightly larger shot glass. The first ingredient you’re going to want is Johnny Walker Red Label scotch. Put about a half-count in there. Next up is my good …

Transcript Okay, shot drinkers, next up on our list we’re going to a trip to the forest. We’re going to forge around and we’re going to make some Nuts and Berries. This is kind of a sweeter shot it’s a nice one to start off the evening and have a desert, whatever you want to …

Transcript Okay, shot-drinkers. Our next shot up is going to be the Washington Apple. We’re going to take you all the way to Washington, which is the apple state. Can I get a fact check on that? It’s maybe not, but were going to go with it any way. We’re going to start with a …

Transcript Alright, my promiscuous, over-21 comrades, it’s time for the Red-Headed Slut. So what you’re going to want to do with this one is, you want to grab a standard shaker, grab your scoop of ice, throw it in there. First ingredient up on the Red-Headed Slut, you want to grab your trusty bottle of …

Transcript All right, my responsible 21-year-old shot-taking friends, so you probably had the Orgasm, that was good. I just want to step it up a notch. Well, I have just the shot for you, it’s called the Screaming Orgasm. Going to grab a shaker, get a scoop of ice, throw it in there, and we …

Transcript All right, my little shot drinkers. We have escalated up to what we’re going to call the Orgasm Shots. This is not for all you kiddies out there, this is just for the over 21 crowd. Once again we are going to start with our standard shaker. Take a little ice, toss it into …

Transcript All right, my little drunkards, it’s time to step the night up. This next one’s called the Liquid Cocaine. What’s you want to do is grab your standard shaker, have your ounce and a half shot glass ready. Grab some ice, throw it in the shaker. First and most important ingredient, you want Jaegermeister …

Transcript All right, guys. Our next shot up on the board, we’re going to make a chocolate cake, sometimes known as a birthday cake. So you can use this for all occasions, for one occasion, for multiple occasions. Once again, we’re going to use our standard shaker. This one is a chilled shot. We’re going …

Transcript Alright you little drunkards, next up we got the scandalous blow job shots. For that you’re going to want your standard shot glass. Probably an ounce shot glass, ounce and a half, depending on which one you want to use. You want to grab some Amaretto. Fill the shot glass up about half way. …

Transcript All right, guys. Today we’re going to be making the Alabama Slammer, one of your favorite shots from down South. What we’re going to do is we’re going to start with our shot glass right here. A one-ounce, one-and-a-half-ounce shot glass, depending on how much you feel like drinking on a particular day. We’ve …