Transcript
Simon: Peter, Jillian, you’re back at our bar again. How can you come back and keep losing drinks, Peter?
Peter: I just want my drink. I want a free drink.
Simon: Well, I know you do, and I’m prepared to offer you a free drink.
Peter: I’m going to get it this time.
Simon: For a bet.
Peter: Of course.
Simon: Of course, you know me, I’m the bad guy. I’ve got three empty shot glasses and I’ve got three shots here. Here’s our little betcha.
Peter: All right.
Simon: Now it’s one shot from you to me if you lose the bet.
Peter: Okay.
Simon: If you win the bet, you get all three shot,s and as Peter is an alcoholic, he’ll like that.
Peter: I’ll do it.
Simon: Peter, here’s the bet. You see there’s three empty ones; three shots. You get to move one glass and that’s it. Only one glass, Jillian.
Jillian: Okay.
Simon: And those shots and the empty glasses have to alternate. So it will be empty glass, shot, empty glass, shot, empty glass shot.
Jillian: And he only gets to move one?
Simon: He can only move one.
Jillian: Okay.
Simon: I’ll bet you I can do it and I’ll bet you can’t.
Peter: Okay, it’s a bet.
Simon: This is easy money.
Peter: It’s a bet.
Simon: Away you go, my friend, try it.
Peter: Okay, I have to move one shot glass.
Simon: You can move any glass you want, you can move it.
Peter: Right, as long as it’s alternating.
Simon: But they have to alternate, yeah.
Peter: So this is tough, because no matter what it’s going to be…
Simon: Oh, there’s a good move. I can make a little space for you, if you want.
Peter: Yeah, but it’s still not going to work.
Simon: A little space, maybe a little more.
Peter: Yeah, it’s still not going to work, because it’s still going to get…
Simon: Yeah, they’re not going to alternate, are they?
Peter: You got to use one…
Simon: I can even put them that close together and I can still do it.
Jillian: You got me.
Peter: You got me.
Simon: Got him, again.
Peter: You’re not going to drink it, are you?
Simon: Well, eventually. But not to for the bet. No, they have to end up on the bar alternating.
Peter: Okay, yeah. You stumped me.
Simon: Well, you see again, it’s all about the words. I said you could move one glass, right? I didn’t say which direction you had to move it. I know that sounds odd, but you were thinking of moving the glasses laterally, yes?
Peter: Yes.
Simon: Well, what I do is I take this one. I certainly didn’t say the liquor had to stay in the same glass. I pour it into that glass and put it back. Look! Empty, full, empty, full, empty, full.
Jillian: Every time.
Simon: And his wallet is not full, it’s empty.
Peter: Sneaky is your middle name.
Simon: Sneaky is my given name, my friend, and that’s how you do a little surprise with shots.
