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Instructions Step 1: What is a douche? Know what a douchebag is: an obnoxious, pretentious, self-important jerk who’s oblivious to their own ridiculousness. Step 2: Have an outsized ego Have an outsized ego. Be convinced that you are smarter, sexier, and more talented than anyone else on the planet — and don’t let any evidence …
Instructions Step 1: Inflame a female professional Inflame a female professional by asking to speak to a “real” doctor, lawyer, banker, police officer — any line of work “only a man” could ever succeed at. TIP: This can work on men, too — try referring to a male flight attendant as a “stewardess.” Step 2: …
Instructions Step 1: Pick your moment Choose an inappropriate time to blurt out the joke — any occasion when it’s guaranteed to bomb. Once the joke’s shown to be a dud, it’ll be dead forever. Step 2: Get it wrong Tell the joke repeatedly when you’re near its creator. Make subtle mistakes each time you …
Instructions Step 1: Assume a different name Assume a different name for any risqué second life. This will help you immediately get into character when you hear your name called in public. Step 2: Buy a daily planner Buy a daily planner and be maniacal about scheduling every hour of your day. If you’re going …
Instructions : Please, fk yourself responsibly. Step 1: Realize you’re disliked Realize that you may not be the most popular guy on the planet. Come to terms with this realization. Own it. Step 2: Clear your schedule Clear your schedule for the day and eliminate any and all distractions from the task at hand. Step …
Instructions Step 1: Work as an artist Work as an artist for several years. This will not only ensure that you have honed your craft, but also make you destitute and ready to cash in. TIP: If your government is supportive of the arts, think of moving somewhere else, like North Korea or America. Step …
Instructions Step 1: Quit your job If urgency is not a factor, try having a private conversation with your boss well in advance about your general displeasure and desire to be a part of the next round of layoffs. Hello, severance check! Step 2: Discard your possessions Discard all your worldly possessions except cash. Empty …
