How to Kiss

Transcript So what if you’re a virgin? So what if you don’t like to put out? So what if you prefer to drink blood from living things? Well, okay. It just so happens, I have a great kissing tip for you. Slow things down and rev things up with a few tips from Edward and …

Transcript Speaker 1: Girls, sometimes when we’re kissing a boy that you like you don’t want to kiss all lady like, all Taylor Swift. You want to kiss all dirty, you want to go Angelina on him. Here’s how you can do it and the difference between like a nice pretty lady like kiss and …

Transcript Speaker 2: OK. If you think that tonight is the night when you might make out with your crush there are a few very specific steps you must take. First of all, make sure your own game is as tight as possible. Speaker 1: Jordan. Speaker 2: I have said this so many times, …

Transcript Speaker 1: You guys want to know a secret? My first kiss was when I was 18 after senior prom playing Spin the Bottle. I know. I know. It was lame. But if you guys have yet to have your first kiss and it just so happens to occur during a kissing game, here’s …

Transcript Speaker 1: If you been chosen for 7 minutes in heaven you fall into 1 or 2 categories, the girls who want to experience all those minutes in heaven and the girls who don’t. If you don’t here’s how you survive that long disgusting purgatory in someone’s family closet. You keep them talking, I …

Transcript Shallon: Passionate kisses are all about intensity. But intensity doesn’t necessarily have to mean like two faces mashed up against each other, throwing someone up against the wall. Sometimes true intensity lies in what you aren’t doing. So making long eye contact before you kiss someone. Those electric seconds right before your lips meet …

Transcript A: Do you know that an elephant’s pregnant for 24 months? B: 24 months? What? A: Yeah, I know, right? B: It gets probably real big. Well, elephants are kind of big in itself. A: How do they find maternity jeans? Like how many baby showers do you think they have to have? Totally. …

Transcript Speaker 1: Ladies if you’ve got a guy that you like, don’t limit yourself to just kissing the mouth. That’s like seeing only major cities and never going to the suburbs. The suburbs are awesome and the ears are the suburbs of the man, full of delightful things like Target, yeah, this analogy got …

Transcript Shallon Lester: Don’t think for a second that kissing without tongue is any less sexy than like a French Feast 2012, because it’s not. If you do it right, a nice sweet, tongueless kiss is the sexiest thing on earth. Think about when people get married in a church. They’re not like Frenchy, French, …

Transcript A:There is nothing more disappointing than finding someone that you really like. You can’t wait to get alone and you guys start making out. And then you realize they’re the worst kisser on planet earth. Tongues everywhere, slobber city, hands all over the place. What are you going to do? Are you just going …

Transcript Shallon Lester: Girls. If you want to surprise your man. Like sneak up on him and give him a smooch out of the blue, there’s a good way to do it and there’s a wrong way to do it. The wrong way to do it is like tongue in mouth, tongue in ear. Like, …

Transcript Shallon Lester: Napoleon, One Direction, Barack Obama, Hitler. What do all of these men have in common? They want one thing. Power. This is no different when it comes to a man and kissing. They want to feel in control and you, as a woman, should want to feel, not controlled in like that …

Transcript The key to giving a good kiss with a lot of tongue ironically is to be very sparing when you use your tongue. I have said this so many times, please listen, and please obey me. At no point during your make out session should your tongue touch your partner’s lips before your lips …

Transcript Speaker 1: Marathon kissing sessions are some of my favorite things to do with a guy, outside of read the bible, drink milk and play checkers and the usual. When it comes to kissing, everybody gets really nervous and frustrated. ‘How do I breathe? When do I breathe? How do I turn? What do …

Transcript Girls, if you want a little bit more Southern charm in your romance, take a cue from Scarlett and Rhett, whose kiss is overwhelming and passionate and feisty, and everything we love about being in love. And boys, take a cue from Rhett, because just because the South won’t rise again, doesn’t mean you …

Transcript Speaker 1: The same thing that makes a great kisser makes a best friend. They listen and they pay attention to what you need. So when two people have the most perfect kiss ever, it’s because they are really like a mirror image of one another. There’s complete reciprocity. They open their mouths at …

Transcript Female Voice: You guys want to see something terrible? Great. Oh God, blech. I know that you’ve encountered a kisser just this disgusting. Someone who’s all tongue, terrible hands, slobber everywhere. And you might really like this person and you don’t want to break up with them. How do you tell them? We’ve got …

Transcript Shallon Lester: Kissing a boy on the neck is very different than the way you kiss a boy on the mouth. On the mouth, because you have so many nerve endings you want to be like softer. A little bit more neater. Take your time. On the neck? Oh no, no, no. No, no, …

Transcript French kissing, despite what the name might imply is not necessarily all about giving someone all the tongue you got. That’s great for sex, but not tongue exactly. Feelings, you want to give them all the feelings you have. Anyway, French kissing is a little bit about moderation and working up to a nice …

Transcript Shallon Lester: Ladies. When it comes to kissing, don’t make the mistake of thinking that your lips and your tongue are the only instruments at your disposal. Your teeth can also be a really great tool when it comes to making out with your man. But you have to use it very sparingly. Think …

Transcript Speaker 1: Have you ever noticed that the girls who boys like the most aren’t necessarily the girls who put out like everything right away. It’s the girls who like keep them just like simmering for a very long time. That’s because turning a guy on isn’t necessarily about what you do it’s more …

Transcript Shallon: The key to giving an easy, delicate kiss is balance. So guys if you want to give your girl a very like light, sexy kiss make sure that the rest of your body language is very commanding and in control. You want a hand on her face, an arm around her waist so …

Transcript Speaker 1: There are a lot of things that I want in life, but there are very few things that I want more than the boy I like to kiss me. This doesn’t mean you have to come right out and do that, kiss me you fool. I mean, really, with a gun to …

Transcript Kissing seems like one of those things you can’t really practice at unless you have a viable partner in front of you, but you would be wrong, my darlings. All you need is a delicious cupcake and your own mouth. Let me tell you why. The cupcake frosting is very similar to the mouth …

Transcript Sometimes in the middle of a really passionate hookup, you almost forget to kiss your partner because you’re so busy focusing on …other areas. But if you can incorporate some really awesome kisses into your sexy routine, you will take a hookup from good to great. And the way that you do this is …

Transcript Speaker 1: Kissing might not seem like one of those things that has very concrete steps that you can follow, but I’m here to prove you wrong. When it comes to kissing, you want to break it down into, like, basically four parts. The preamble, sort of like the constitution, the, sort of like, …

Transcript Shallon Lester: Kissing someone on the neck is a little different than the way you kiss someone on the mouth. On the mouth you have so many nerve endings. You want to take it a little bit slower, be a little bit more subtle. But on the neck, there are just slightly less. So …

Transcript Kisses can be magical. But you don’t even need a room of requirement to cast a spell over the boy that you like. Take a cue from Harry and Ginny and create your own fairy tale world, wherever you are, simply by closing your eyes. See? You never know what you find up here. …

Transcript School might not seem like the most romantic place to kiss your crush, but if you think about it, your campus is littered with super-adorable places to just… get your boo alone and get a little kissin’ on! Worst-case scenario: if you can’t find, like, a little nook here, a little hallway there, an …

Transcript Speaker 1: Sometimes the hardest part about making out is knowing what to do with your hands. We’ve all seen Talladega Nights Ricky Bobby, that’s not what you wanna do when you’re making out. Speaker 3: Here’s a really easy guide. Girls, you want to give a man a sense of control and a …

Transcript Speaker 1: When it comes to kissing, it’s really hard to feel super-confident in your skills, whether you’ve been kissing for a month or ten years, or four years, or whatever. So this is my secret little trick to feel better about your kissing skills and your self-esteem in general. Pick a movie character …

Transcript Woman: Sometimes all this, like namby pamby like, “I want to kiss you real soft, girl, like we making love.” Okay really, no. It’s not that kind of hookup. Sometimes you just want to, like, “I’m wanna go for it,” and you want, you just wanna like, eat someone alive. Man: Sometimes you’re on, …