Kissing Tutorials

Transcript Maya: Hi there, you beautiful specimen. I am Maya Klausner, featuring in this Howcast kissing video. Some call me Klawz or Klawzy, or on Twitter specifically Klawzy28, if you want to follow some of my quips. As of now, you’ve probably noticed that I’m deliciously comedic. I do stand-up comedy all around New York …

Transcript Maya: Hi there, you beautiful specimen. I am Maya Klausner featuring in this How Cast kissing video. Some call me Klaus or Klausey or on Twitter specifically, Klausey28 if you want to follow some of my quips. As of now, you’ve probably noticed that I’m deliciously comedic. I do stand-up comedy all around New …

Transcript Harrison: So we’re all familiar with kissing games, you know, like Seven Minutes in Heaven, or Spin the Bottle. But there are a lot of things that can arise during a game that can cause you to you know, be a little bit uncomfortable. Maya: Blech. Harrison: Right, blech. What if you get caught …

Transcript So as a lady, we have certain ways we like to be kissed. whether it’s a first kiss, in the midst of a long term romance, what have you. At the end of the day, a girl just wants to feel like a guy is in control of the situation. That penetrating stare’s totally …

Transcript Maya: What’s up, bra? Harrison: What’s up, little lady? Maya: I think you’re the little lady today. You know, something that’s really hard for guys to pull off, literally and figuratively, is the removal of a bra. Now, you want to be able to obviously do this as quickly as possible, but that’s not …

Transcript Maya: So one kiss that I’ve experienced that was very memorable in a positive way, I was walking with someone I had recently started dating and we were planning a date for later that night and we were walking and just being cute and flirting and holding hands, and we hadn’t had much physical …

Transcript Maya: I had a really good time tonight. Harrison: Me too. Me too, that was a lot of fun. We should do it again. Maya: Yeah, I hope sometime soon, first round went so well. Harrison: So, basically what you just saw there was a first kiss. I know it was adorable, but there’s …

Transcript Harrison: As you can see, I was holding her face in this very, very sensual way. She couldn’t get enough. Maya: It’s my personal weakness. Harrison: Exactly. Maya: When a fellow touches my face. Harrison: Basically, how you caress a woman’s face is everything. If you’re going to go in for a kiss and …

Transcript Maya: What you just saw there was the incorporation of a little teeth action. Harrison: Yes. Maya: Doesn’t sound good, but feels good and you probably noticed, looks good. Harrison: Yes, yes. One thing that’s good about teeth is that, huh. Never thought it sounds like that. Maya: It’s good to have teeth, in …

Transcript So here’s some top kissing tips for you men out there. First of all you always cling on your man’s strong leg on your lap, I guess. One thing I really like because I’m a pretty chatty gal, and sometimes I get nervous, and obviously key in dealing with that I sometimes don’t know …

Transcript Harrison: Hello there. Right now, Maya is kissing my neck. She’s doing a great job. Now, what she’s doing is, she’s kissing it very gingerly and very tenderly, but it’s enough to put pressure on me so that it’s very stimulating and it’s kind of… I mean, when you kiss on the lips, it’s …

Transcript Harrison Tweed: So if you couldn’t tell, we were kissing with tongue. Maya: That we were. Harrison: Yes, and we would like to demonstrate and describe some do’s and don’t’s on how to kiss with the tongue. So for example, one thing that I did very well is I made sure there was tongue, …

Transcript Maya: So, if it wasn’t obvious, that was how to kiss softly, soft and sweet. Harrison: When you kiss softly, it can still be passionate, but what you’re trying to convey to your lover, or significant other, is that you care about them and you want to show them passion, but maybe de-sexualizing the …

Transcript Maya: So those of you who are watching, you may have noticed saucier, may we say, dirtier elements to that particular kissing interaction. Now that is perfectly acceptable, if both people are feeling that kind of heat, that extra zest, what were some specific things we were doing? Harrison: Well, the lip bite is …

Transcript Harrison Tweed: Stop, stop, stop, stop. This is no hickey zone. So basically what you just saw and hopefully don’t see, okay. Maya Klausner: That might actually come up by morning. Harrison: That might actually be a hickey. You never want a hickey. They are awful, so you never want to give a hickey. …

Transcript Harrison: Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Maya: Who could that be? Wait! You just left. What are you doing here? Harrison: I know, um. I just, I forgot something. Maya: Oh, my god, did you, like, forget your wallet, our phone, or some, oh! Well, that was unexpected, yet, thrilling. Maya: Yeah. So, basically …

Transcript Harrison: What are you looking at? I’m the one that got hurt. You know what you did. Maya: You’re a coward. Harrison: Oh yeah? I’m a coward? You’re the one that kissed the cow, aren’t you? Maya: That cow was all me and my family had. Harrison: Oh yeah? What do I have? Maya: …

Transcript Harrison: Aw, oh my God. Maya: Thank God, you’re okay. Harrison: God, you saved me. Maya: Go with it. Okay, so you just saw was a literal, breath of life kiss. Harrison: Basically, what a breath of life kiss is, is just when you are going to kiss your significant other what you’re going …

Transcript Maya: Dave, this has been like, I just can’t believe it’s our anniversary already, you know? Harrison: I know. Maya: I mean, two weeks, God. Harrison: Two weeks is… Maya: It’s like a movie. Harrison: I know. Maya: Epic. Harrison: Oh, God. It’s just like Superbad. Maya: I just can’t believe that, we made …

Transcript Maya: Um, Harrison can I just talk to you for a second? Harrison: Um, yeah let me… Maya: No that’s great just save that. Harrison: Yeah, yeah. Maya: You know I think we have really good professional chemistry but also minus the professional. If you just leave in the chemistry part. Harrison: Wait, you’re …

Transcript Harrison: So, a lot of you kids in high school, you probably know, you know like, you’re getting a little hot and bothered. Where you going to take this? You know, so what’s a place that you used to go to when you were in high school to make out? Maya: Well, assuming I …

Transcript A: Hey guys. So a lot of dates take place in the movies. Everyone goes to the movies for a date. Not a big deal, you really don’t get to talk. I don’t know who invented this idea. But when you are on a movie date, there’s a lot of advantages you can take …

Transcript Maya: So you find yourself in a car, sometimes driving, sometimes not. Sometimes you want to make out in a car. I unfortunately, have missed out on this experience, because I grew up in New York and subway making out is a little more frowned upon. I know. Harrison: Yes, but you like being …

Transcript Maya: Alright guys. We’re going to fill you in on how to have a good make-out sess, otherwise known as session. A good way to get your smooch on. This is not a joke, guys. This is very serious. I would say, you start out with some simple but signaling touches, just to lay …

Transcript Maya: Okay, guys, first kiss. Now this can be a very intense scenario. We are here to make it less intense. For my first kiss, it was very much a part of a group orchestration which is common if you’re a teenager because we all hang out in groups of 12 to 15 for …

Transcript Harrison: So we’ve all had bad kisses. I mean I’m sure Maya, I’m sure you have. Maya: I don’t know what that’s supposed to mean, but yeah. Harrison: Well I know I have. Maya: Not that way. Harrison: So, you have to know deal with a bad kisser. I mean, basically, so my worst …