{"id":59309,"date":"2013-10-18T14:44:48","date_gmt":"2013-10-18T14:44:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/howcast.com\/videos\/514718-how-to-poop-when-youre-on-a-date-dirty-advice\/"},"modified":"2013-10-18T14:44:48","modified_gmt":"2013-10-18T14:44:48","slug":"514718-how-to-poop-when-youre-on-a-date-dirty-advice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/howcast.com\/videos\/514718-how-to-poop-when-youre-on-a-date-dirty-advice\/","title":{"rendered":"How to Handle Pooping When You&#8217;re on a Date"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"How to Poop When You&#039;re on a Date | Dirty Advice\" width=\"800\" height=\"450\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Ot1Pfp-MYso?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<h3>Transcript<\/h3>\n<p>What do you do if you have, like you&#8217;re in the middle of the day, you&#8217;re drinking wine, you&#8217;re having a great time and then you realize I have to go take a dump and it&#8217;s gonna take a while.<\/p>\n<p> In the apartment?<\/p>\n<p> Either at the apartment or at&#8230; whatever.<\/p>\n<p> That happens all the time to be honest luckily I&#8217;m a quick [beep] just give it a one, two push and get out of there.<\/p>\n<p> What if there no windows, and she&#8217;s like &#8220;I have to use the bathroom too&#8221; right after you just used.<\/p>\n<p> I went through a period where I wanted to get girls to [beep] me while I [beep] just to see how good it would be.<\/p>\n<p> What if doesn&#8217;t come out one, two.<\/p>\n<p> I don&#8217;t want to go in the bathroom and smell my first dates poops.<\/p>\n<p> And it was pretty good and my next goal what I haven&#8217;t done is I wanna be eating a sandwich while I&#8217;m [beep] while I&#8217;m [beep] but I haven&#8217;t got there yet.<\/p>\n<p> Sometime I get like IBS, so what do I do if I need to take a poop and I&#8217;m on a date already.<\/p>\n<p> That is a fair question.<\/p>\n<p> It&#8217;s kind of awkward. Because you&#8217;re there and I need a big [beep] holding my [beep] so it doesn&#8217;t hit the bottom of the seat and then I&#8217;m eating at the same time and then I got to hold her hair, anyway, what was the question?<\/p>\n<p> Have you ever had to make a bowel movement during a date?Interviewee6: Yes.<\/p>\n<p> I think that we all poop so I think you should just poop.<\/p>\n<p> In your pants?<\/p>\n<p> No, like in the bathroom.<\/p>\n<p> Have you ever sharted on a date?<\/p>\n<p> On the actual date?<\/p>\n<p> Yeah.<\/p>\n<p> You literally mean to on the person or do you mean&#8230;<\/p>\n<p> No, no&#8230; like you thought you had to fart and you maybe even walk away.<\/p>\n<p> Not on the date, but I have shat my pants before.<\/p>\n<p> I had diarrhea last night while on a date I shit five times in a night, I&#8217;m not kidding, still got laid.<\/p>\n<p> Well, I don&#8217;t know if know about submissive fetishes but I like prefer to watch her do it, but aside from that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Transcript What do you do if you have, like you&#8217;re in the middle of the day, you&#8217;re drinking wine, you&#8217;re having a great time and then you realize I have to go take a dump and it&#8217;s gonna take a while. 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