{"id":59310,"date":"2013-10-18T14:40:08","date_gmt":"2013-10-18T14:40:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/howcast.com\/videos\/514717-how-to-handle-farting-in-bed-dirty-advice\/"},"modified":"2013-10-18T14:40:08","modified_gmt":"2013-10-18T14:40:08","slug":"514717-how-to-handle-farting-in-bed-dirty-advice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/howcast.com\/videos\/514717-how-to-handle-farting-in-bed-dirty-advice\/","title":{"rendered":"How to Handle Farting in Bed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"How to Handle Farting in Bed | Dirty Advice\" width=\"800\" height=\"450\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/O5zpq94sXzQ?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<h3>Transcript<\/h3>\n<p>Speaker 1: So what do you think about farting? Like, turning it down a bit? Like, if you&#8217;re in bed with a girl, what do you do when you fart?<\/p>\n<p> Speaker 2: If there&#8217;s really no other way around it, so be it. I mean, don&#8217;t destroy your body, because you can literally end up hurting yourself from the inside and out. All that gas, literally, it can be lethal. It is, seriously.<\/p>\n<p> Speaker 3: So, you go to the other room.<\/p>\n<p> Speaker 2: Right in the middle of the [bleep], really?<\/p>\n<p> Speaker 4: We&#8217;re in a good deep cuddle, and I can&#8217;t really get myself out. Like, I&#8217;m gonna have to fart, how do I do that?<\/p>\n<p> Speaker 5: Bang, bang, bang, oh pardon me. Are you kidding me? Hell no, that&#8217;s the last time you&#8217;re ever gonna get laid.<\/p>\n<p> Speaker 6: For a long time, I had a policy not to do that. And then I was dating a girl for about three months, and she said to my friends, &#8216;It&#8217;s really weird, this guy never farts&#8217;. And I thought, &#8216;Oh my God, I&#8217;ve really achieved something here.&#8217; And then once she said that, she made a mistake, and the mistake was then I just let it loose. And now we have to open the windows.<\/p>\n<p> Speaker 7: Now, he&#8217;s living out his friend&#8217;s garage.<\/p>\n<p> Speaker 1: What do you think about farting? Have you ever farted in bed, post or pre?<\/p>\n<p> Speaker 8: Absolutely.<\/p>\n<p> Speaker 9: I&#8217;ve done some side ones that smelled bad.<\/p>\n<p> Speaker 1: Have you ever sharted in bed, or no?<\/p>\n<p> Speaker 10: Never sharted in bed, but very close.<\/p>\n<p> Speaker 11: You&#8217;re banging her really good, and she&#8217;s having multiple orgasms, you can pretty much get away with anything you want to. Don&#8217;t fart early on, but once she&#8217;s hooked in to the [bleep], you&#8217;re good.<\/p>\n<p> Speaker 12: While having sex, and you&#8217;re giving her multiple orgasms.<\/p>\n<p> Speaker 13: Totally fine.<\/p>\n<p> Speaker 14: If a girl likes when you fart around her, you marry her.<\/p>\n<p> Speaker 15: Yeah, if she&#8217;s there like. She&#8217;s not going to be like, what&#8217;s that smell? She&#8217;s not coming out of a full shaker to be like, &#8216;Do you smell something?&#8217; It&#8217;s not gonna happen.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Transcript Speaker 1: So what do you think about farting? Like, turning it down a bit? Like, if you&#8217;re in bed with a girl, what do you do when you fart? Speaker 2: If there&#8217;s really no other way around it, so be it. 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